Sorry for the DELAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So I just realised that The Misplacement Part 2 is still in pending for action.

A good story can't be rushed

So keep waiting.

And did you know my birthday was on Mother's Day?

like always.

well mostly.
0.0

and sometimes on Wesak Day......

*sigh* I'm such a divine being...

Anyone from Mars??

Okay, so I just had this senseless omegle conversation with this person who caused a racial debate if you read on :

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Stranger: hi

You: helllo

Stranger: are u asian?

You: yep

Stranger: ew.

Stranger: i hate asians.

You: eww for you

You: you must be an american

Stranger: no.

Stranger: chinkk

You: or closer

Stranger: im american.

Stranger: if we're so bad PLEASE stop coming to our country and stay in ur polluted hole
kthanks♥
You : see, we're equally bad. anyway, i dunno abt that, cause i've never been to YOUR polluted
hole

You: hahaha

Stranger: sure. i know tons of asians

You: no wonder

Stranger: and i seriously do not like them

You: sure.

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: they're gross smell bad and are actually not smart,

Stranger: they're aliens that for some reason most think are "gangster" which u have to like stop
like no, just no.

You: we wouldn't say anything if everone was not like you

Stranger: tht makes NO sense.

You: it does for me?

Stranger: see stupid.
Stranger: cause all asians are mentally retarded

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You: go ahead live as if the world is yours

You: and there is noone around

You: tsk tsk tsk

Stranger: it is(: go have mars or wherever you gross slanty eyed creatures came from

You: then why do YOU want it?

You: why do u want it so badly?

You: hmm?

You: that's because you've destroyed your planet isn't it?

You: its ALL yours no?

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Stranger: oh proof? tht ur gross single celled organisms so we can destroy it. so none of ur gross kind can keep multiplying on OUR planet

Stranger: i LOVE my ppl.

You: do you like the person who ravaged your brother?

You: do you LOVE him?

You: that person?

Stranger: wtff my brothers upstairs?

Stranger: ur just fucking retarded.

Stranger: like every other asian

You: it takes one to recognize another

You: as a retard

Stranger: ooh how old are u five

Stranger: ur sooo cool now

Stranger: u gross asian

You: i'm 16

Stranger: oh, my bad then act ur age little boy.

You: HAHAHAHAHA little girl, mind you haha

Stranger: wouldnt tell the difference between an asian.

You: omygod, like that is SSOOO true for me, my mom keeps telling me that i shud go feminine

You: pretty cool huh?
You: chink!

Stranger: no. i dont. all i know is all asians are posers

You: yes yes. absolutely. it makes us good models!!!!

You: awww...... you're too nice

Stranger: ...ew.

Stranger: ur gross.

You: running out off ideas?

Stranger: go eat fush

Stranger: *fish

You: hahaha

Stranger: or whatever u actually eat

You: wrong. i'm a vegetarian ^^

Stranger: oh good for you !

Stranger: ur sooooooooooooo cool.

You: any better suggestions?

You: like celery?
Stranger: go do math

You: sure. i failed it last time. thanks for the advice.

Stranger: waitt you cant cause u cant read with ur slanty eyes

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Stranger: ik like i said thts a stupid stereo type since ur all retarded

You: and you want a tanned skin sooooo much that you actually toast yourself under the sun for
it?

Stranger: naw im black
Stranger: what else u got(:

You: got what? celery?

Stranger: wow. ur retarded, and sweety imma go, and juss so u kno ur not tan ur yellow. bye
hun♥
You : So what, you're literally black?
You : Bye blackie!!


Disconnect



SO yeah, there are some parts I would like to highlight. First of all, its either he has problems with asians or the chinese, japanese, koreans whatsoever cause imman indian and imma not an asian? (if you noticed he kept on calling me slanty eyes and finally yellow, when i'm actually quite dark)

Secondly, he doesn't know he's a black so he's fishlipped (sorry, very)

Thirdly, for the parts he said that i didn't mke sense, i think it makes more sense than how he kept repeatedly talking about retardness and mars that i got soooooooo shitdamned bored.

And he couldn't think about anything else than the matter of winning or losing and so to wrap it up, his colourful vocabulary just came in hand.

And so, I just nodded to his insults to stay positive and nice and I think that's how he never got to think of anything else than slanty eyes, retardness and mars. well, it could've gotten worse if said he will be needing a larger supply of lip moisturizer than me by now if this was happening orally.


Finally.......he doesn't know that we're ALLL GENETICALLY RELATED!

For those of you who think that i should have said this and that, lets just lay off the insults okay? It's true that some of us might have all this misconception or uneasiness or stereotypes about a certain community, but when we end up in conversations like this aren't we just making a fool out of ourselves??

So stay positive

Keep your insults IN you if you can't help it

And a thousand apologies.


*chink*

Caught in Tape

Here's what i think it's a ferret. Well, that's what i was told to believe. It was...lost..and spotted it in the bushes..and now it's climbing up to my roof. HAHA whatever it is, it's still not a badger. Man, how i wish it was. What do YOUR eyes say?

*SSSIIIGGGGGHHHHHHH*

For all of yer' shitdamned bored eyes, stare at this adorable lil' rodent while I'm on my way back to my shitdamned life. (That goes for YOU, S)

The Misplacement (Part 1)

Poliwrath : Hey, lookit! Charizard's not listening!
Wartotle : Charizard! If you want those two legged ones to quit calling us 'pocket' monsters, you better listen up! Hey, Chari-





Poliwrath : Whoah...He could still transform?
Wartotle : .......

*POOF*






Charizard : I heard you guys well. See? I'm Agumon! I'm a DIGITAL monster, now!
Poliwrath & Wartotle : WTF???

The True Meaning of Polygamy

In the middle of nowhere, at The Yatch Club, the only four loyal members are making paper boats.
Vino
B-Damn
Joey
Yakuru

BD: *sigh*, it has been long since we met. How exactly are you, Vino?
Vn : I'm exactly alive.
Jo : Oh, bother.
BD : (blabbering)
Vn : Uh-huh. Really? Ooohh..shivering
BD : Shivering?
Vn : Isn't it?
BD : Where are you going?
Vn : Err..Hey, look! It's Sharvin the ice cream man..woman! Later!
Ykr: She's going to the fencing match.
Jo : How do YOU know?
Ykr: I just do.

As predicted by Yakuru, Vino met her friend, Sharvin outside, finally bringing her loyalty to an end like how she had always wished, that is, by ditching the meeting for something else.
Sharvin
Brock
Ricky
Samson

Vn : Hey, Sharvin!
Sv : Fencing match! It's that way!
Vn : But, you don't like sports. What's the occasion?
Sv : We're going there for my boyfriend
Vn : Why with me? You know I'm not interested in any of your affair business.
Sv : I've got 2 tickets!
Vn : WHy did you buy one for me?
Sv : Oh, it's not mine, I didn't buy'em! It's my boyfriend's!
Vn : Why did you bring his? And he doesn't NEED a ticket since he's a participant himself.
Sv : No, it's my other boyfriend's. I broke up with him and the stole his ticket so I could have
someone else to go with me!
Vn : *sigh* Alright. But where are we going? The arena is on that side.
Sv : But he's here!
Vn : In the cafeteria?
Sv : Precisely.

(In the cafeteria)

Sv : Vino, meet Brock, my boyfriend
Vn : I don't see him.
Sv : Brock, why don't you say hi?
Br : HI! Pleasure to meet you.
Vn : ........Sharvin..he's a cafeteria worker! He's a cook! I thought he's a fencing participant!
Sv : The fencing participant? He's the one I broke up with.
Vn : But..if you stole HIS ticket..wait a minute!! He doesn't need a ticket first of all! Oh,
wait..maybe its for his sister or something...

(Ricky appears)

Rk : Sharvin! There you are! Give me back my ticket! (trying to grab the ticket away from her)
Sv : NOOOOO!!!!
Vn : Waitaminute Waitaminute Waitaminute!!!!! Who are you and what do you mean by 'MY
TICKET'? You guys broke up so why don't you go and mind your fencing business?
Rk : Fencing business? Whatd'ya talking about? I'm just a fencing fan!
Vn : .......HERE! TAKE IT!! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID TICKET!!!
Sv : Vino, wait!!!
Vn : What now, I'm your long lost sister?
Sv : That's the bus ticket you gave him!
Vn : That's the only ticket I've got!
Sv : Yes. And that's yours! For your way back home!
Vn : Then..where's the fencing ticket?
Sv : The....fencing.....OWWHHHHH!!!!! Silly me, I accidentally stole the bus ticket from Ricky!!
Rk : But, I still don't have my REAL ticket!

(Samson makes his dramatic 'fencer' appearance )


Sm : Did any one of you dropped this ticket?
Sv : Samson dear!
Sm : Sharvin?
Vn : Who?
Bk : WTF?
Rk : My ticket!!!
Sv : What are you doing here?
Sm : Oh, the fencing match was over, and when I was taking a walk, I stumbled across a ticket,
so I thought it might yours. But, I guess you should just recycle it.

Vn, Sv, Rk, Bk : ...............................

And so, Sharvin finally understood the true meaning of polygamy.

~The END~

Similes (:

Here are some nice similes I made based on the word 'noisy'.

Noisy as mass hysteria
Noisy as a creaky door
Noisy as a hamster running on creaky wheels
Noisy as a politicians' phone conversation
Noisy as a person depriving for peace
Noisy as a blender blending green beans
Noisy as excitement
Noisy as slurping tea
Noisy as chipmunks