Sorry for the DELAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So I just realised that The Misplacement Part 2 is still in pending for action.

A good story can't be rushed

So keep waiting.

And did you know my birthday was on Mother's Day?

like always.

well mostly.
0.0

and sometimes on Wesak Day......

*sigh* I'm such a divine being...

Anyone from Mars??

Okay, so I just had this senseless omegle conversation with this person who caused a racial debate if you read on :

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Stranger: hi

You: helllo

Stranger: are u asian?

You: yep

Stranger: ew.

Stranger: i hate asians.

You: eww for you

You: you must be an american

Stranger: no.

Stranger: chinkk

You: or closer

Stranger: im american.

Stranger: if we're so bad PLEASE stop coming to our country and stay in ur polluted hole
kthanks♥
You : see, we're equally bad. anyway, i dunno abt that, cause i've never been to YOUR polluted
hole

You: hahaha

Stranger: sure. i know tons of asians

You: no wonder

Stranger: and i seriously do not like them

You: sure.

Stranger: yeah.

Stranger: they're gross smell bad and are actually not smart,

Stranger: they're aliens that for some reason most think are "gangster" which u have to like stop
like no, just no.

You: we wouldn't say anything if everone was not like you

Stranger: tht makes NO sense.

You: it does for me?

Stranger: see stupid.
Stranger: cause all asians are mentally retarded

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You: go ahead live as if the world is yours

You: and there is noone around

You: tsk tsk tsk

Stranger: it is(: go have mars or wherever you gross slanty eyed creatures came from

You: then why do YOU want it?

You: why do u want it so badly?

You: hmm?

You: that's because you've destroyed your planet isn't it?

You: its ALL yours no?

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Stranger: oh proof? tht ur gross single celled organisms so we can destroy it. so none of ur gross kind can keep multiplying on OUR planet

Stranger: i LOVE my ppl.

You: do you like the person who ravaged your brother?

You: do you LOVE him?

You: that person?

Stranger: wtff my brothers upstairs?

Stranger: ur just fucking retarded.

Stranger: like every other asian

You: it takes one to recognize another

You: as a retard

Stranger: ooh how old are u five

Stranger: ur sooo cool now

Stranger: u gross asian

You: i'm 16

Stranger: oh, my bad then act ur age little boy.

You: HAHAHAHAHA little girl, mind you haha

Stranger: wouldnt tell the difference between an asian.

You: omygod, like that is SSOOO true for me, my mom keeps telling me that i shud go feminine

You: pretty cool huh?
You: chink!

Stranger: no. i dont. all i know is all asians are posers

You: yes yes. absolutely. it makes us good models!!!!

You: awww...... you're too nice

Stranger: ...ew.

Stranger: ur gross.

You: running out off ideas?

Stranger: go eat fush

Stranger: *fish

You: hahaha

Stranger: or whatever u actually eat

You: wrong. i'm a vegetarian ^^

Stranger: oh good for you !

Stranger: ur sooooooooooooo cool.

You: any better suggestions?

You: like celery?
Stranger: go do math

You: sure. i failed it last time. thanks for the advice.

Stranger: waitt you cant cause u cant read with ur slanty eyes

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Stranger: ik like i said thts a stupid stereo type since ur all retarded

You: and you want a tanned skin sooooo much that you actually toast yourself under the sun for
it?

Stranger: naw im black
Stranger: what else u got(:

You: got what? celery?

Stranger: wow. ur retarded, and sweety imma go, and juss so u kno ur not tan ur yellow. bye
hun♥
You : So what, you're literally black?
You : Bye blackie!!


Disconnect



SO yeah, there are some parts I would like to highlight. First of all, its either he has problems with asians or the chinese, japanese, koreans whatsoever cause imman indian and imma not an asian? (if you noticed he kept on calling me slanty eyes and finally yellow, when i'm actually quite dark)

Secondly, he doesn't know he's a black so he's fishlipped (sorry, very)

Thirdly, for the parts he said that i didn't mke sense, i think it makes more sense than how he kept repeatedly talking about retardness and mars that i got soooooooo shitdamned bored.

And he couldn't think about anything else than the matter of winning or losing and so to wrap it up, his colourful vocabulary just came in hand.

And so, I just nodded to his insults to stay positive and nice and I think that's how he never got to think of anything else than slanty eyes, retardness and mars. well, it could've gotten worse if said he will be needing a larger supply of lip moisturizer than me by now if this was happening orally.


Finally.......he doesn't know that we're ALLL GENETICALLY RELATED!

For those of you who think that i should have said this and that, lets just lay off the insults okay? It's true that some of us might have all this misconception or uneasiness or stereotypes about a certain community, but when we end up in conversations like this aren't we just making a fool out of ourselves??

So stay positive

Keep your insults IN you if you can't help it

And a thousand apologies.


*chink*

Caught in Tape

Here's what i think it's a ferret. Well, that's what i was told to believe. It was...lost..and spotted it in the bushes..and now it's climbing up to my roof. HAHA whatever it is, it's still not a badger. Man, how i wish it was. What do YOUR eyes say?

*SSSIIIGGGGGHHHHHHH*

For all of yer' shitdamned bored eyes, stare at this adorable lil' rodent while I'm on my way back to my shitdamned life. (That goes for YOU, S)

The Misplacement (Part 1)

Poliwrath : Hey, lookit! Charizard's not listening!
Wartotle : Charizard! If you want those two legged ones to quit calling us 'pocket' monsters, you better listen up! Hey, Chari-





Poliwrath : Whoah...He could still transform?
Wartotle : .......

*POOF*






Charizard : I heard you guys well. See? I'm Agumon! I'm a DIGITAL monster, now!
Poliwrath & Wartotle : WTF???

The True Meaning of Polygamy

In the middle of nowhere, at The Yatch Club, the only four loyal members are making paper boats.
Vino
B-Damn
Joey
Yakuru

BD: *sigh*, it has been long since we met. How exactly are you, Vino?
Vn : I'm exactly alive.
Jo : Oh, bother.
BD : (blabbering)
Vn : Uh-huh. Really? Ooohh..shivering
BD : Shivering?
Vn : Isn't it?
BD : Where are you going?
Vn : Err..Hey, look! It's Sharvin the ice cream man..woman! Later!
Ykr: She's going to the fencing match.
Jo : How do YOU know?
Ykr: I just do.

As predicted by Yakuru, Vino met her friend, Sharvin outside, finally bringing her loyalty to an end like how she had always wished, that is, by ditching the meeting for something else.
Sharvin
Brock
Ricky
Samson

Vn : Hey, Sharvin!
Sv : Fencing match! It's that way!
Vn : But, you don't like sports. What's the occasion?
Sv : We're going there for my boyfriend
Vn : Why with me? You know I'm not interested in any of your affair business.
Sv : I've got 2 tickets!
Vn : WHy did you buy one for me?
Sv : Oh, it's not mine, I didn't buy'em! It's my boyfriend's!
Vn : Why did you bring his? And he doesn't NEED a ticket since he's a participant himself.
Sv : No, it's my other boyfriend's. I broke up with him and the stole his ticket so I could have
someone else to go with me!
Vn : *sigh* Alright. But where are we going? The arena is on that side.
Sv : But he's here!
Vn : In the cafeteria?
Sv : Precisely.

(In the cafeteria)

Sv : Vino, meet Brock, my boyfriend
Vn : I don't see him.
Sv : Brock, why don't you say hi?
Br : HI! Pleasure to meet you.
Vn : ........Sharvin..he's a cafeteria worker! He's a cook! I thought he's a fencing participant!
Sv : The fencing participant? He's the one I broke up with.
Vn : But..if you stole HIS ticket..wait a minute!! He doesn't need a ticket first of all! Oh,
wait..maybe its for his sister or something...

(Ricky appears)

Rk : Sharvin! There you are! Give me back my ticket! (trying to grab the ticket away from her)
Sv : NOOOOO!!!!
Vn : Waitaminute Waitaminute Waitaminute!!!!! Who are you and what do you mean by 'MY
TICKET'? You guys broke up so why don't you go and mind your fencing business?
Rk : Fencing business? Whatd'ya talking about? I'm just a fencing fan!
Vn : .......HERE! TAKE IT!! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID TICKET!!!
Sv : Vino, wait!!!
Vn : What now, I'm your long lost sister?
Sv : That's the bus ticket you gave him!
Vn : That's the only ticket I've got!
Sv : Yes. And that's yours! For your way back home!
Vn : Then..where's the fencing ticket?
Sv : The....fencing.....OWWHHHHH!!!!! Silly me, I accidentally stole the bus ticket from Ricky!!
Rk : But, I still don't have my REAL ticket!

(Samson makes his dramatic 'fencer' appearance )


Sm : Did any one of you dropped this ticket?
Sv : Samson dear!
Sm : Sharvin?
Vn : Who?
Bk : WTF?
Rk : My ticket!!!
Sv : What are you doing here?
Sm : Oh, the fencing match was over, and when I was taking a walk, I stumbled across a ticket,
so I thought it might yours. But, I guess you should just recycle it.

Vn, Sv, Rk, Bk : ...............................

And so, Sharvin finally understood the true meaning of polygamy.

~The END~

Similes (:

Here are some nice similes I made based on the word 'noisy'.

Noisy as mass hysteria
Noisy as a creaky door
Noisy as a hamster running on creaky wheels
Noisy as a politicians' phone conversation
Noisy as a person depriving for peace
Noisy as a blender blending green beans
Noisy as excitement
Noisy as slurping tea
Noisy as chipmunks

The Moment

Joki the Jester II

WOOHOOO!!!! Finally! *ahem* I shan't waste my time on expressing my excitement, if you really
want a good intro to this story, then it is attached in Sofea's blog for your perusal together with the
first story.

There and back again, the greatest tale ever told, about the world's most favored villain of all time, The Joker. He sits at the edge of a cliff, his mind running through nostalgic memories. It runs into one, rather bone tickling.

In a land far far away as told in many fairy tales or any children's stories, but mind you, this is no children story, deep through the fabric of reality, down through the moors, through Hades's residence lived a land called Botox. The land of everlasting happiness and laughter, some say. In fact, no laughter would be out of the question. Kids laugh at others misery, others laugh at their own misery.
But like how every tale has a man behind it, Botox had someone behind the never ending gags, because Botox was somewhat more than a tale. Joki the Jester, they call him. A legend which already lived. The king and the people honoured his duty which brings sunshine everyday. Thus, resulting in rainbows all the time. Upon all this, it IS rather skeptical that one had never felt that sunshine. Or the rainbow. One that could not possibly laugh with others. Why, that's Joki himself!
"Everyone's happy because of me, but there's no one to make ME happy," he went into a tirade. As the king knew about this, it certainly unleashed his fury to have someone from his kingdom what they call....SAD. "Something must be done. Call upon the 3 ministers in council!," he ordered.
As he consulted the 3 old bags, making it 4, they came up with an excellent idea. Later on that fine day, the king announced his kingdom to gather at his place. From his royal balcony, he beckoned Joki towards the crowd. "Whoever can make this fine man laugh, will be rewarded with 30 pounds of gold. One by one took their chances.
One juggled while balancing a nasty chicken with it's nasty butt. One sang and had the crows peck on her head. One claimed that he's from the land above Hades's residence and called himself David Letterman. And the other one..well he's a jester himself. None of it worked! Is poor Joki meant to get pushed by his horrific fate?
One last man came forth. He appeared to have a mirror with him. He calls upon Joki and asked him to perform one of his tricks in front of the mirror. What's this? Joki fell on his back and found himself shedding tears! "What have you done to him?" the king was oh-so furious. "Oh, he's not crying, your majesty. Look at him! He's laughing!" Yes,yes,yes! Those were tears of joy, tears of stomach aching laughter! Oh, how delightful! "You see my king, laughter IS the best medicine, but the topmost best is your OWN self!" said that wise man. "Not one less, not one less!" the king was overjoyed!
But things do not just stay as they are! Joki soon laughed at himself too much to keep himself entertained (who would befriend HIM?). He was sent to the dungeon of doom, due to excess irritation, by the king. He broke out, with his contagious laugh rays, which made the bricks laugh, and well..*sigh* they collapsed. And he escaped.

And so, the evil MAD Joker was born, and inspired comic book artists.
And Batman definitely never won on this one!

Glitter Graphics Maker & MySpace Layouts

I LOATHE PURPLE HAIRS!!!

You cannot make me hate you anymore than I already do. Indeed, if you were to engrave my hatred on every star in the sky, upon every grain of sand on every beach from now until the end of time, you would still not possess the smallest inkling of just how much I hate you.

Haha. Something that really made me ponder in Beowulf.

And that's for YOU, purple haired person!!!!!
You INSULT me with your hair's shininess!!!!

Joki the Jester II is still in the process. Stay Tuned!!

My Name, a Fame.

As promised, I will certainly provide you with my juicy sequel for the up and coming hit about Joki the Jester (please feel the success of the first one in Sofea's), but first I shall spread some glory for my name.

Thine brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage*, the mind runs

Helter skelter like a high spirited school girl in a forbidden village, have you
Insisted on paying back those unrelenting times of your parents trying to keep you safe?
Ruffling others feathers you dare not, but raging inside you like an anguished cave?
Under which circumstances do you live in, certainly not yours, are you in
Vain that things are not up to your hierarchy?
In spite of all those, you are still not here, but in virtual reality,
Nasty little imp, why do you question your existence in the form of mankind?
Or just an extra terrestrial pretending to be human?
The onslaughts of mysteries, unreal and unnatural pushing over you,
Hereby lie to rest if you're back in her,
In fact, your mind is a behemoth of what's not in here and that
Nurtured you in becoming a freak, a weirdo or a one of a kind, there is more faith
In you than in a stewed prune, so stay ahead like you're avenging your many times lost shoes.

*adapted from Shakespear

I've got to thank my English lesson for this stupendous idea and my BM tuition teacher who says that names should be felt proud of, and thus woe betides us if it is not written at least 2cm long on the worksheets provided.