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Friday, February 12, 2010

The True Meaning of Polygamy

In the middle of nowhere, at The Yatch Club, the only four loyal members are making paper boats.
Vino
B-Damn
Joey
Yakuru

BD: *sigh*, it has been long since we met. How exactly are you, Vino?
Vn : I'm exactly alive.
Jo : Oh, bother.
BD : (blabbering)
Vn : Uh-huh. Really? Ooohh..shivering
BD : Shivering?
Vn : Isn't it?
BD : Where are you going?
Vn : Err..Hey, look! It's Sharvin the ice cream man..woman! Later!
Ykr: She's going to the fencing match.
Jo : How do YOU know?
Ykr: I just do.

As predicted by Yakuru, Vino met her friend, Sharvin outside, finally bringing her loyalty to an end like how she had always wished, that is, by ditching the meeting for something else.
Sharvin
Brock
Ricky
Samson

Vn : Hey, Sharvin!
Sv : Fencing match! It's that way!
Vn : But, you don't like sports. What's the occasion?
Sv : We're going there for my boyfriend
Vn : Why with me? You know I'm not interested in any of your affair business.
Sv : I've got 2 tickets!
Vn : WHy did you buy one for me?
Sv : Oh, it's not mine, I didn't buy'em! It's my boyfriend's!
Vn : Why did you bring his? And he doesn't NEED a ticket since he's a participant himself.
Sv : No, it's my other boyfriend's. I broke up with him and the stole his ticket so I could have
someone else to go with me!
Vn : *sigh* Alright. But where are we going? The arena is on that side.
Sv : But he's here!
Vn : In the cafeteria?
Sv : Precisely.

(In the cafeteria)

Sv : Vino, meet Brock, my boyfriend
Vn : I don't see him.
Sv : Brock, why don't you say hi?
Br : HI! Pleasure to meet you.
Vn : ........Sharvin..he's a cafeteria worker! He's a cook! I thought he's a fencing participant!
Sv : The fencing participant? He's the one I broke up with.
Vn : But..if you stole HIS ticket..wait a minute!! He doesn't need a ticket first of all! Oh,
wait..maybe its for his sister or something...

(Ricky appears)

Rk : Sharvin! There you are! Give me back my ticket! (trying to grab the ticket away from her)
Sv : NOOOOO!!!!
Vn : Waitaminute Waitaminute Waitaminute!!!!! Who are you and what do you mean by 'MY
TICKET'? You guys broke up so why don't you go and mind your fencing business?
Rk : Fencing business? Whatd'ya talking about? I'm just a fencing fan!
Vn : .......HERE! TAKE IT!! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID TICKET!!!
Sv : Vino, wait!!!
Vn : What now, I'm your long lost sister?
Sv : That's the bus ticket you gave him!
Vn : That's the only ticket I've got!
Sv : Yes. And that's yours! For your way back home!
Vn : Then..where's the fencing ticket?
Sv : The....fencing.....OWWHHHHH!!!!! Silly me, I accidentally stole the bus ticket from Ricky!!
Rk : But, I still don't have my REAL ticket!

(Samson makes his dramatic 'fencer' appearance )


Sm : Did any one of you dropped this ticket?
Sv : Samson dear!
Sm : Sharvin?
Vn : Who?
Bk : WTF?
Rk : My ticket!!!
Sv : What are you doing here?
Sm : Oh, the fencing match was over, and when I was taking a walk, I stumbled across a ticket,
so I thought it might yours. But, I guess you should just recycle it.

Vn, Sv, Rk, Bk : ...............................

And so, Sharvin finally understood the true meaning of polygamy.

~The END~

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